Saturday, May 12, 2007
Wherein I use 5 spectacularly long sentences
Dear Hormonal Lady Raging Inside Me,I am so sorry. I only just realised.
You see. The thing is - I can explain.
When Mike and I broke up I decided I really didn't want a period to add to my angst.
And then, well, I moved home and forgot my pills.
And suddenly it's 7 weeks later and I have just been eating a pill everyday. No wonder I cried at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire today! No wonder I actually SHOUTED at a spider sitting innocently on the windowsill. This also explains why it felt like my Dad's fault that I forgot the Grad v Finanzampt Transtein case in EC law AGAIN.
I'm not really sure what I can do though, Hormonal Lady. The maths is just too complicated. I have 17 pills left, not including the one I found, rather disturbingly, in my bin. I think I will have to eat them all.
But! then I will run out. And this means seeing Doctor B in 17 days. By which time my exams will still not be over and, no matter how much cheese I consume, I cannot seem to get back to 7 stone (I know my weight is currently shocking which Hormonal Lady has also cried about today), which will not bode well.
My Dad informs me that buying Microgynon off the Internets isn't such a good idea for a budding lawyer (and JUDGE, although I suspect you have to get more than 41% in equity and actually know what the House of Lords do).
So I think I'll borrow some off my sister. But this would be unethical I suspect, also she may be understandably paranoid I will sue her in negligence. Doctor-sister, this presumes I know what negligence is at the moment.
SO COMPLICATED. The worst part?
I am not even having sex.
Labels: grumbles
by billygean.co.uk at 11:51 PM |
3 Comments:
lol
what a mess! Am so paranoid about mine - i get stressed if i eat one from the wrong end and mess up the day labels!
If you want to increase your weight you could do what my sister did - she went on the slimfast diet and didn't realise that the milkshake REPLACES the meal and therefore drank it as a nice tasty drink. She put on a stone in about a week! And she isn't even the blonde one...
Maybe you could just not have them for a while? Although it does seem like you need the practice taking them! :P
you can skip the odd day if you're worried (presuming you don't want a period til after your exams). Depends how many days your exams will be over in (I know, I know, I should know! I've forgotted and am also stressed out but for different reasons!).
Oh, and shovel a few Fray Bentos pies in you. Oh, and those meal replacement drinks, yeah, deys good. you could also tape various concealable weighted objects around yourself when you have to get weighed (KIDDING!)
The next time I comment, I will be commenting from the UK. EEEEEKK!
Consuming so many pills may increase the weight all by themselves...though if you're worrying, then it will fall off again. You can miss occasional days (this may confuse you more!) without starting a period. You also have the seven days after you finish to get to the Drs.
Or, could you take advantage of the nine day break and bleed then? You may also book a Drs appt for after an exam. Seeing as you'll be there anyway.
I'm afraid my pills have piddly quantities of hormones in them (damn migraines), so borrowing them would be weird. Your body would not get it.
Chin up :o)
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