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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Taking a break from homicide revision...

God I LOVE living alone.

I am alone until Tuesday because my Dad's gone to see his relatives in Newcastle. This morning, I peed with the door open.

This afternoon, I did revision naked!

Is this okay to tell the Internets?

Anyway, I had a shower and the heating was on, and I was so comfortable that I stayed that way. I could totally get used to this. Of course, being allowed to go out and not stay in revising cases about people that kill other people by putting WIRES in their mouth, would be nice, but still. The only downsides are that I can't actually remember the last time I spoke. I think it might have been Friday morning.

So then I made nachos (when dressed), and had delightful feast of these and re-fried beans and sour creme which I totally spilt all down me and I hadn't done my hair anyway so who gives a fuck?

Yes the hair was a TOTAL MISTAKE. Short hair, there is no controlling it when it wants to stick up. You just have to deal with it.

So I think I'll become a crazy lady with scary hair. It is easier than fighting it really.

NB. To continue earlier conversation about in-house Hollyoaks lawyers which I know you were just dying to do, I present you with an extract of a conversation with Future Housemate S so you can REALLY appreciate how the lawyer's mind works:

Future Housemate S: How was lunch?

Billygean: Good and bad. Good, had humous. Bad, got distracted by Hollyoaks omnibus.

FHS: Ooh anything interesting?

Billygean: Yes, lawyer got the law wrong!

FHS: Oh?

Billygean: Yes, A handed B a pork scratching as part of her job.

FHS: Yep

Billygean: B then happened to choke on it. When asked if A would be liable for B's death, lawyer said yes!

FHS: Oh God.

Billygean: They may not have used the word liable.

[pause]

But I can't think of a normal one.

FHS: No me neither. "Done for?"

Billygean: About right.

FHS: How could he be liable anyway?

Billygean: No idea.

FHS: Did they not even talk about remoteness?

Labels: law

by billygean.co.uk at 10:24 PM |