Thursday, March 15, 2007

I tested this on my housemates, but they just gave me disgusted looks

I am in the bath. On the phone, as usual.

"So I found a condom under my bed," my Dad says.

I gasp slightly. How does one respond to this?

"Oh, really," I say.

"Yep. It's either yours or Suzanne's."

"Ohh, right." Not blushing. Not blushing.

"Suzanne thought it was mine!" he says.

I laugh. "Was she there at the discovery too then?"

"No." My Dad pauses, which is when you know something completely inappropriate and usually untrue is coming. "I posted it to her."

*click*.

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Anonymous andrew said...

Suzanne's his other daughter??

12:47 AM 

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