Saturday, March 17, 2007
Awkwardness Personnified
My hits are usually about 350 readers per day.I know, taboo to say this, right?
Today I got 900. 450 of them were people googling Star Nosed Moles.
I know I wrote about this, but why are you all googling it? Someone please explain!
In other news, he was there at the pub again tonight. Why must Awkwardness follow everywhere?
My friend, on seeing my reaction, and after asking me if I have shagged said Awkwardness (I have not), told me I did a good smile; a cross between flirty and incredibly awkward.
Well, that's something then?
by billygean.co.uk at 1:06 AM |
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For your viewing pleasure, a sample of my blog's most recent search terms:
temporary depression
i never got cold
photos gimp on his crutches
all about sea slugs
hovis cracker
arab lusitano
arab lusitano
leggings ugg boots mini skirt reasons to reconsider a new tattoo or piercing
torqued pelvis
plitvice bloody
north dakota
It's good to know that two summers as a keyword/search term analyst paid off. The fact that someone found me by looking for "ugg boots" makes me consider that my life might actually be devoid of meaning...and don't get me started on "plitvice bloody." I don't know what happened to that person, and I don't want to find out. Ever.
Mine today are:
Star-nosed moles: 76
moles: 44
tightening procedures for vaginas: Just 1.
Well then!
I always think people must be so disappointed when they come looking for information on sea slugs. I mean, yes, it's in my title...but I never once mention it in the blog, so how on earth are people being directed to me??
Clearly, for you, there's only one option: become a star-nosed mole expert. It's better than skewing your hits towards the last member of that list. ;)
Can it just be officially noted that I am v. intrigued about Awkwardness. I do love a bit of blog intrigue ;-)
Of course you didn't shag him or there would simply be familiarity without awkwardness.
Fact of life m'dear.
Ecogrrl - I think I already AM a star-nosed mole expert.
Corinne - I knew you would be. Of course. All will be revealed (tho maybe over coffee not blog)
Andrew - I'm not entirely sure about that!!
I shall be introducing Star Nosed Moles into 'Harry McFry Investigates' at the earliest point I can do so without it seeming contrived!
Kind Regards
THJnr
Just wanted to pop in and say that I wish we Americans had wonderful words like "shagging". And yes, Andrew, there can be the awkwardness after the shagging. Much, much awkwardness.
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