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Thursday, November 23, 2006

How to tell when my period is due

Mike: Gilly, I have some bad news.

Me: What. WHAT.

Mike: Charlie died.

Me: Your rabbit Charlie?

Mike: Yes. [sees expression]. Aw darling.

Me: [Uncontrollable sobs]

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