Monday, August 07, 2006
Threats
My Dad: Actually, can we stand?Me: Yes... Why?
My Dad [speaking quielty]: I have a chapped bottom.
Me: What?
My Dad: I have a chapped bottom. I chafed it.
[pause]
Me: You know I have a website, right?
by billygean.co.uk at 8:24 PM |
2 Comments:
Vaseline is sooooo good.
There are three kinds of lies
Lies
Damn Lies
Statistics
Gilly's Blog
Ah that's four
We have two lies: - Lies and damn lies...and statistics. Yes, three main lies: - lies, damn lies and statistics, and Gilly's blog...
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